moiety

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: Olivia Munn and Paul Schneider can’t get pregnant because he’s “shooting blanks.” So Schneider and his pals hatch a plan to steal back from a sperm bank his own deposit from years before. There’s no way this could possibly go wrong.

Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar, of Super Troopers and Beerfest fame, The Babymakers is in theaters August 3.

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Sometimes being only half way to complete douche can qualify as ‘nice’

—Christine Sarah (via chickennugs)

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